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Anonymous Asked: So you read me the riot act last night (saying that jokingly) buuuuuut I have no internet, 60K! I'll hit you up this week though when I'm on campus lol. How is the treadmill working out?

I sure did you ham. And hmu for sure then. I have the same bullshit to do too. And THATS WHAT I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT

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deadpool understands me

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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
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Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.

Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.

Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.

The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.

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i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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